PANTIES!!

(MUMMY: Clare, "Panties" is not an appropriate title for this blog. How about "Coming of Age"?)

CLARE: But look at the photos, Mummy.
Most of them are about my panties....

MUMMY: (Sigh).

(MUMMY: Aunty Lu noted some discharge on Wednesday. By Thursday, the bleeding started. My girl has grown up!!! In some cultures, parents throw a public party to celebrate that occasion.)

CLARE: When's my party?

Aunty Lu and Mummy put this funny panty on me this morning.

Its made for girl dogs....

(MUMMY: She did! Twice. A lot of poo too....! )

CLARE: But I did pee2 on it this morning...before Mummy and Aunty Lu could try to stop me.

They had to clean it up as soon as they could...Hee hee...

When I thought that was the end of this...Mummy came home with 3 more panties for me this evening. Kids' panties....

She thought the one I had on was a bit tight for me to wear to bed at night....

Then she and Aunty Lu had laughing fits. At my expense. I fail to see the humour.

(MUMMY: Minnie Mouse, not Millie Mouse...)

CLARE: Stupid mouse...

(MUMMY: Clare isnt very ladylike, is she? Sigh....)

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MUMMY:
GOOD NEWS!
We took Clare to Dr Ly yesterday morning to check on her limping right paw.

Dr Ly said there's nothing wrong with it. She just needs to get a daily dose of glucosamine for a month or more...and it will be ok.

PTL!